technology is going to be better, smaller, and smarter. and i cant wait :)
scientists will find a way for everyone to live forever and ever, or at least twice as long, so that i can run my power plant myself :)
we'll have the cure to cancer and then find out that the cure's gone loony, so everyones either going to die, or become a hairless monster, just like in "the Legend." and every movie ever invented is going to come true at some point.
Camai will be held above bethel, on a floating island that goes around the world in three days, and somehow people are going to figure out how to make gas cost less so that everyone can become rich and well all live in luxury. although i dont know how we're going to do that, what with the grudge, and the texas chainsaw massacre guy running loose within the U.S. and China.
in one hundred years, every single American is going to be overweight, and the trend will soon move on to other countries. no one will want to become skinny again, and pretty soon it's gonna be us skinny girls and guys that are gonna be bullied in school, and left out of the slumber parties and gonna end up never marrying because everyone thinks we're diseased and we're not big enough to fight back against all of the overweight people. although normally an obese person would live a short life, and still might in comparison to someone skinny, they're still gonna live over a hundred and fifty years old.
in a way everything will be better, but everything will be worse too. we'll live in a new century where greed, luxury and self-obsession is a way of life, no longer a sin for man.
oh yeah, and our dogs are gonna learn to talk.
"Hello Madam,"
"Hello Canine,"
"and how was your day today?"
"Very fine thank you, do you have any antique iPods that i can buy today?"
"why yes, i do. fifty dollars please. and how is that weight gain diet going for you?"
=P
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